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OK, What's The Story Here.

Driden Stargazer was an up and coming officer in the Imperial Navy. After being assigned aboard the Executor, Darth Vader realized that he was force sensitive. Not strong in the force, but just enough that he could be trained as an asset. Vader took the young Driden as an apprentice, naming him Darth PapaBear.

The Executor was called to the new Death Star where the Emperor would be. To ensure Darth PapaBear was not discovered by the Emperor until Vader was ready to use him, Vader had him reassigned to the far reaches of the galaxy. There, on that backwater world, Darth PapaBear was to wait for orders from Vader. Orders that never arrived.

Now, waiting and bored, Darth PapaBear fills the time with his true passion: Being a talk show host! With his co-host Commander Daz Boot and band leader B3-4R (Little Bear), he entertains (?) the holonet with his reviews, interviews, and general commentary on the galaxy at large. This is:

Galactic Brink

The Worst Podcast On YouTube – Ever!

What Makes It The Worst?

I'm glad you asked (though you may not be by the time this is done).  What makes this podcast the worst podcast ever on YouTube?

First, it's on YouTube.  That makes it a video.  That would make it a video podcast, vidcast, or vodcast.  So it's not even really a podcast.

Second, the average podcast is about 45 minutes.  Some weekly ones go an hour or more.  Some daily ones only 15 minutes.  If any of these go 10 minutes, including intro video, that means there's a lot of content.  These videos are designed to be short so as not to waste too much of your time.

Third, there is no set, no expensive recording equipment, (almost) no money is spent on this.  These videos are created with only a computer and phone.

Fourth, it's not even a podcast.  It's a talk show.  Sort of.

And finally, e... have you seen this website?  Not exactly what I'd call "Website Of The Millennia".

Special Announcements

May 14, 2021: Galactic Brink, a proud (and only) member of the Plaid 5 Network has also joined Faking Star Wars Dot Net!  Darth PapaBear will be contributing to their vast network of Star Wars fake news, comedy, and overall fun.  In addition, the audio of the Galactic Brink YouTube shows will be available as part of the FSW podcasts!

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